Home-Grown thoughts

A friend of mine once told me to screencap my own twitter posts, as they were good (thank you), but I refrained from doing so as humility is my finest trait and possibly fatal vice. I thought that if my posts were really that good someone else would take screencaps of them. On the other hand, I'll post them here because there's a non-zero chance they might make someone a better person, or brighten their day.

• The twilight of this age is becoming sooner. I think I'll stay up tonight.
• "BAP book out how long?" 7,000 years. Pontic Steppe.
• Resting on your laurels is generally a bad idea.
• The less followers you have, the more credible you are.
• SACK YOUR INNER ROME, DECOLONIZE YOUR MIND.
• Never RT from an account bigger than you. You must support your local businesses (mutuals).
• The best sports to find a wife are Netball, Rock climbing, Figure skating, Fencing, Pole vaulting and Competitive shooting
• When you get older you will literally be shitting your pants 24/7 if you do not do pelvic exercises. Get to it.
• The reason blue light keeps us awake and orange light helps us sleep is because harks back to the grugtime, without clocks to “tell” us when night began. Blue light? Daytime, there are things to do. Orange light? The campfire burns, you may rest.
• All you need is milk and meat
• If you post abt me, a Pagan, "eating cum" you are projecting. I only sip the finest milk from your mother's breasts.
• The vast majority of the human population is not living in its natural habitat.
• Artemis was the god of Tomboys.
• ideally, marriage will only happen once, be careful.
• It is the right of every Englishman to be able to hate france. Thus, I will fight for french nationalism so that future generations may still have a race of baguette-eating, pisswine-drinking wankers across the channel to laugh at.
• Living is an exercise of violence. Exercise of violence is the fate of the living.
• Every night as I try to fall asleep, the frame of my computer monitor on my desk beside my bed cracks and creaks exactly 5 times. I take it as the house-spirit wishing me goodnight.
• You are instantly more credible to the layman if you quote your sources offhandedly and dismissively as “someone I know” etc.
• Modern WW2 LARPers fancy themselves Nazis when there is nothing Nationalistic or Sociable about them. They sell their personalities out to a country on the other side of the world that never spoke English, and hasn’t existed for close to 100 years.
• Did 10 pushups for every loud-enough thundercrack until it stopped. Pagan ritual ladies and gents.
• My worldview is built entirely upon whether or not a culture reveres swords in their myths and leavens their bread.
• Bikes, cars, planes, trains, busses, ships? Trains are superior of the lot. Introduce horses, however, and they all fall flat.
• If anyone ever gave me a "smart" appliance, I would lobotomise it.
• In 100-200 years, deep into the information age, people will cherish or even collect the meme folders of ancient relatives, etc.
• The shoemaker's son goes barefoot, thus, the mortician's son lives forever.
• The majority of modern doctors and medical "practitioners" are indeed healthy, but are they alive?
• The idea that Nature can be owned (not dominated!) is mankind’s original flaw that is propelling us towards self-extinction.
• Acting like you’re dumb actually raises your IQ.
• Modern society has told the weak and complacent majority of modern men and women that their disgusting lives are worth more than the world which feeds them.
• I don’t know any places. I just pick a direction and go.
• Urbanites are flat out not shitting in the streets and tearing each other's heads off for a spot in line to buy an $8 coffee.
• It is impossible to both be an atheist and worship mass media.
• It's less dangerous to run across a wild animal than a stranger.
• I would do a complete 180 on my politics for a girl with a warm enough smile.
• I only sleep with my blinds open on full moons, so I can see any potential shadow figures looming at me. Any darker and I sinply do not bother.
• All you do is “like, comment, share” black twitter posts with 200k likes, i tweet about my bowel movements and my delusional takes on things I don’t understand. We are not the same.
• Google Earth is the single greatest, and most wretched invention of mankind.
• A byproduct of a good settlement is happy working women.
• I have never had a compliment from a female who isn't my mother.
• Studying African American Vernacular """English""" (AAVE). It has come to my attention that the congoloids do not use verbs, perhaps since they accomplish less? Peculiar.
• Imagine if horses knew what rewards they'd get when they'd won. Sex. Riches. More sex. They would break the sound barrier.
• Anyone who cares about "shoes" is either female or black. Never both.
• Nobody has ever taught us men HOW to scratch our balls. Each one of us has taught ourselves. What hidden techniques exist, known only to disconnected men across the globe, from the furthest jungle to the busiest city?
• Educated or not, you are still dumb
• If your face is at its reddest when you’re working out, you’re obviously not shitting hard enough.
• I can confirm that the Aryan Invasion of india did in fact happen. My only source being that I once saw the thumbnail for @SurvivetheJive's video on the subject once.
• Do I have aspergers or am I just a sociopath? Few will understand, fewer still will know.
• Remember kids, do reps and sets not drugs and sex.
• Apparently the Aurora produces a faint, yet audible sound. Described as being like “glass hitting glass” and chirping. Very strange.
• All my takes are either deep or dumb, there is no inbetween.
• We are living in a time of arms development where ARs are insanely reliable and Kalashnikovs are being used as marksman rifles well. A truly strange timeline.
• Monster girls are just a modernised, overly-eroticised version of the animal bride trope in ancient myths.
• Girls allegedly have cooties and that’s all the evidence I need to stay away from them.
• Atoms are the letters and the structures they form are the words. Everything in the Universe is its own name.
• Mankind is an instrument of war.
• Alexander the Great named himself after himself.
• The three food groups are milk, meat, eggs and vegetables.
• I could probably pass happily with a homely rural Taswegian pub named after me.
• What happened at Zambujal? What politics, strife and struggle there are lost to the ages?
• The absolute best hot chips on the planet are sold at a small shop underneath Central Station, Sydney or at the Hexham McDonalds on Saturdays.
• If I ever became a billionaire I would by 1 gf and give her nothing but my love.
• I will enter Valhalla in a steroid/meth fuelled rage while launching a final desperate assault on the local Centrelink.
• To covet another’s status, psyche or physique in bitter jealousy is to none’s fault but your own.
• If there's anything that needs to be brought back to revitalise a healthy society, it is rites of passage.
• I get ONE shot at existence, and I am NOT spending it cooped up in this suburban shitfest
• If women are human why don't they have a penis?
• Printer ink is worth more than Gold.
• If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown scarf it down.
• Ribbed condoms don't even taste like ribs
• The “spice of life” is not the absolute best experience or way to live, it’s the final cherry on top that ties everything together. Without it a lifetime is rendered mundane, even if it might be healthy or active.
• Training my x-ray vision to be able to see face structure underneath beards etc. this ability allows me to discern phenotypes under any condition.
• It's 2010. You're working on a powerpoint presentation for school. It's about Ancient Egypt. You select the Papyrus font. All is well.
• Peak comedy is rocking up to Christmas lunch with the family after one too many Veebs and asking your uncle trav what the capital of Thailand is before sackwhacking the cunt.
• any “philosopher” online after 2000 can’t innovate… all they know is tweet , post they physique, quote ancients, be horny , slonk raw egg & lift
• Many people are alive because it's illegal to shoot them
• Summoning a gypsy by making a pentagram on my floor out of bent copper wire, he materialises, flashes me a methmouthed grin and quickly dematerialises with the pentagram. My electricity cuts out.
• No more nagging wife, but at what cost?
• If you continuously walk next to a body of water you will disappear, break the trail and walk inland periodically and you will be safe.
• When I was about 11 years old I was on a school trip to Canberra and had to sit through a 20 minute lecture on that blue poles painting, I flicked a fat booger on it. I wonder if anyone has noticed.
• If I ever feel my motivation to become and stay yuuge zyzzman slip I just look at the flexed bicep emoji and feel heart big and need move
• It’s hard being abstinent when nobody wants to fuck you
• If I see a woman it's on sight
• Castiza is mexican for cockroach
• The "she'll be right" mentality has lead to Australians being disarmed, domesticated and demoralised to such a state where the modern Australian is completely unrecognizable to the Australian of a decade or two ago. You are not free.
• "Coming out" as gay is just a huge self-own.
• I think the reason so many "waifus" seem so much more perfect compared to 3d is because the writers have never interacted with a woman, thus giving them non-feminine personality traits and behaviour subconsciously.
• I am a proud village idiot
• Went outside this morning to take a piss in the backyard, bro cat followed me and did a piss with me. It was a surreal moment of father-son bonding, I am proud of him and I love him too.
• If you think that 420 or 69 are reddit numbers you need to return to trvdition ASAP. These figures are sacred signs of immature, unbridled masculinity and vibrant boyhood. We cannot let our culture be taken by the soy.
• Bad guys don't deserve kneecaps.
• Radicalised via public transport.
• Finno-Ugrics are just parallel universe Europeans who leaked through to our side. Think about it.
• I once knew a man who lived in rural A.C.T., worked in a gun shop. Every few months a handful of Mongols would arrive, speaking no English and buy a half-dozen of the same rifle before disappearing again.
• Believe in Valhalla and you’ll always win a fight, trust me
• Australian Prime Ministers don't serve terms, they serve sentences.
• Helicopters are just mechanical dragonflies
• Lamb is andrenochrome for poor people
• Mad Max is neither an action film or a documentary. It is an instruction manual.
• Remembering the time my mum and I were at my cousins graduation ceremony, and the welcome to country included a fucking parking lot.
• Clifford is just Fenrir, Ragnarok has already happened, He is soaked in Odin's blood.
• Google Earth (not Google Maps) has shaped my worldview. I never knew it was possible to hate other places this much without ever having to grace their filthy shit-encrusted dirt streets with the soles of one's hobnailed, steel capped boots.
• I still haven't figured out what the fuck a "moderate rebel" is.
• As a military-inclined Australian the only clothes that you are legally allowed to wear in public are grey-blue top and khaki shorts.
• The chainsaw is the ultimate weapon of intimidation and fear, besides fire. It roars at you, telling you (the foe) of its user's anger and intent to kill. It annihilates you and paints you on the walls for all to see.
• Replace cops with predatory megafauna.
• All human achievement has been motivated by potential access to PAWGs
• Thoughts or memories that keep you up at night need not necessarily be bad.
• It’s not a war crime if they’re not people.
• Children come into this world preloaded with an obsession with learning the names and natures of animals, climbing trees, building shelters and lighting fires.
• Our ancestors fucking choke slammed cavebears and endured MILLENNIA-long winters. 100y ago they slaughtered each other in the closest thing we've ever come to experiencing literal Hell on Earth, day in, day out. You can't even bear to see two dogs fight at the park. YOU ARE GAY.
• Your kids need a dad they can brag about
• the so called 99% want your surrender. You KILL the 99% so that you become the 100% instead. No compromise, no mercy, all spite
• Death is the fate of all living things. When you die does not matter; it is how you die that is important
• A man should never live anywhere where he cannot openly urinate
• If a problem cannot be solved with adrenaline it is not worth solving.
• Every time you recite Waltzing Matilda an urbanite contracts AIDs
• Incel by choice
• World broken? Make a new one.
• I get ONE shot at existence, and I am NOT spending it cooped up in this suburban shitfest.
• The best conversations are had between men in the tropic forests at night. Sweat rolling down your brow and Flying Foxes cackling in the trees. If you know you know.
• Sure, childbirth might hurt and all, but have you ever thought about being over 6ft and wanting a gf who's taller than you?
• Strap me to a rocket and fire me at Peking. By the Gods I will make Nanking look like a humanitarian mission.
• Mass production of images, associations is devastating tool of psychic warfare. White Australia Policy (WAP) was turned into ebonic hip hop song to ensure Australian Identitarian extinction
• Imagine being a jacked, tall and overall intimidating Tocharian merchant/traveller in China. Immortalised by court poets and historians to strike fear into the hearts of millions as a menacing boogeyman from beyond the Western deserts.
• Making a reddit account amounts to the same thing as castration.
• Remember kids, do reps and sets not drugs and sex.
• Discovering new words through autocorrect, Cavan, anion, what more will it show me?..
• As man is born of the union between pig and ape, so too are armadillos born of rat and reptile.
• TheMaster is the only celebrity I trust not to be in a satanic pedophile sex ring.
• Go on to the mapmaking reddit and enter your country into the search bar and see how long it takes to get angry
• If I do something that makes me lose a few followers that is alright. I seek to shock, excite, and nag the senses and your minds.
• If u eat a vegan all their malnourishment goes to you
• If you eat brocoli you turn into a gay dweeb and wear glasses. A scientist told me this.
• Someday soon, Florida will sink into the Atlantic.
• “Tits or ass?” I hear you say, being the fool that you are. Didn’t you listen to your parents? It’s what’s on the inside that counts. Fertility. For the record though, it’s ass. If a woman has a good hip width then she will have more success bearing children. Tits will grow afterwards. A good smile my way WILL melt my heart, however.
• Catharsis is something old people get
• I'm utterly convinced that if you were to (force) feed a caveman the same shit that an average american eats for 1 day they would die.
• As I lay in bed, I can hear faintly in the distance someone doing a burnout. 5 minutes later a family with giggling kids walks past my house, probably coming home from a party. Suburbia.
• The question of whether we live in a simulation or not predates the computer by thousands of years.
• Today's enlightenment is tomorrow's delusion.
• Every man when (not if) he enlists should leave home prepared to meet all hardships & bear them like a man.
• If you let other people “live rent free in your head”, you actually have negative brainpower, you are giving it out freely to your enemies.
• Ask any pig farmer what Quake is and I assure you that they won't have a fucking idea what you're talking about. They're too busy raising livestock of the Suinae subfamily.
• Atlantis is not to the west of Europe, it is to the west of Sydney, is lies beneath the waters of the Burragorang. Research "Warragamba Emergency Scheme".
• The ice cream trucks are going extinct.
• Cultivate the state of mind that lets primitives shit themselves in amazement when they fly in a plane for the first time.
• I don't care what historians say, Napoleon was short as shit and if I were to swing him about by his ankles at arm's length and he still wouldn't reach as far as my cock. If you say otherwise you are either also short, fr*nch, or - or Gods forbid - both.
• If you aren't horny you're either naturally low-T, an unironic f*moid beater or a chronic masturbator. I want none of these in my life. But neither do I want a horde of cumbrains.
• “What did he mean by this” 0 replies - 0 rts - 67 likes
• Being a whore isn’t the oldest profession. Hunting is.
• The Unit Colour Patches of the Australian Army are probably the closest native equivalent to the heraldric symbols found in Europe. I recommend you research local regiments raised since the Boer War and utilise their patch.
• The militaristic, bad-natured Prussian culture/race is extinct, and has been since the 40's. The end of the Great War began their decline, and the denazification undertaken by the Soviet Union after the Second World War finished them off.
• No porn. More sun. Lift weights. Buy a gun.
• Life lesson: Don't fuck with anyone ever who has taped over windows. They will 100% outcompete you in anything you try and they will 100% be under the influence of meth or something similar.
• There's something really satisfying about handling coins rather than notes. The currency and value in your hand is tangible and hefty. Can't put my finger on the feeling but it's there.
• My Cat just took a shit in the MIDDLE of the yard. Full view of neighbours celebrating their 4yo son's bday party. Proud of my son, I someday wish to be as confident as him.
• From most reliable to least reliable: Obscure personal html blog > wikipedia >"scientific" art*cle.
• Being "trans" is being born to the 6 transitional months between Summer and Winter (Sep-Nov, Mar-May).
• Thinking abt the time I was forced to sit through a lecture at the art gallery on the “blue poles” while on an excursion to the Canberra w/ school as a child. I flicked a booger on it as we were walking away. Definitely my best memory yet, I hope nobody’s noticed it.
• The soap bars they made out of ((())) probably had estrogen in them.
• Hahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Unemployment Real Hahahaha Just Walk Away From The Centrelink Like Go Do Ket Instead Haha
• Dead pedophiles don't reoffend.
• News report saying the Great Wall of Sino is experiencing less traffic after corona pandemic (mass depopulation?). This is good news. The wall is unmanned. Our Mongol allies in the North are ready to strike...
• Everything bad that ever happens to california (I refuse to capitalise the c) is punishment.
• Unironically the only reason I want a large estate+mansion and incredible fortune is so I can hire a hot slavic maid to clean my vast collection of copper pots and pans.
• A good deal of Animals are incredibly intelligent, elephants pass down tradition and knowledge, numerous birds have "language" for locating, warning each other etc. and many more examples.
• The British Empire did a good job of identifying non-white cultures that were culturally and morally compatible with the West, look at the Gurkhas, Sikhs, etc.
• To honour the 30th anniversary of the passing of Viktor Tsoi, I would like to remind you that following the car crash in which he died, one of the wheels of his Aleko was never found. You know what to do.
• I hate the phrase "Music is a language that transcends all boundaries" because it means that all sorts of ethnics will flock to whatever niche, local band I'm listening to.
• Across many cognates and many languages, extant and extinct, it is obvious that the original meaning of the word "Aryan" something similar to family, noble, and freeman. You are not supposed to be trapped in front of a monitor, a phone, or a television screen.
• Log off. Lift weights.
• Deeply saddened by the fact that Australian folklore didn't get the chance to develop before globalisation came in and stomped it all out. The Speewah, the Min Min, Red Dog, Nullarbor Nymphs, Codified Anzac Spirit, and a whole interior (west of Blue Mtn.s) culture of the stockman, drover and swagman, the list goes on...
• We must resurrect the term "Umman Manda" (Akkadian - The Horde from Who Knows Where), before the Kali Yuga ends. This is a literal once-a-millenium opportunity as the Great Replacement is in full swing.
• A society can avoid things like gender equality, human rights & such by simply not making an issue of it. If, say, both men & women are happy & understanding of the way it is, there will be no need to force change.
• Esoteric T boost: posting from the toilet. Anyone embarrassed or disgusted by this has been psyopped by feminine mass media.
• Strap me to a rocket and fire me at Peking. By the Gods I will make Nanking look like a humanitarian mission.
• Telling someone to “log off” or “go outside” is honestly the best piece of advice you can give to anyone online ever.
• The only way you can look more foolish than being wrong, is by being wrong and refusing to recognise it.
• The baseball cap is the symbol of the militant working class.
• Surfin' USA feels exactly like it should. A warm, sunny summer day at the beach with a light, cool breeze. Great waves, cold drinks and good times.
• Don't agree with me? Kill yourself.
• There is absolutely no symbology in ancient myth. EVERY God, beast and battle is 100% true.
• Honestly so wild that once you get to the top of the Arctic you just start at the bottom of the Antarctic and start at the bottom of the world. At the boundary between the two there's an invisible wall put there by the gamedevs that bears can't pass through.
• I do not care for america. I am tired of hearing their news, their struggles, their insanity.
• If a religion has a "founding date" then it is most likely some bullshit lifestyle code invented by some buddhist, hindoo or arab.
• Being christian on twitter is not a personality
• I good while ago I had a dream where I was told by some dude in a tunic with a really impressive beard that I should get "sorry if this hurts, bro" engraved onto either a hammer or the magwell of an AR-15. I awoke with desperate need to fulfill this command
• Reading in the loungeroom, TV off, just me and cat dozing on couch next to me. All of a sudden she stands up and looks down the hallway, focused. Nobody is there.
• Real “esoteric” PUA tips: house with tall ceilings, skill in carpentry, toned physique with a small % of body fat, territorial attitude to possessions, facial/chest hair, fully stocked fridge primarily meat, veg, eggs and milk, confidence (not special, just essential.)
• I’ve had this hypothesis in my head for a long while that as men gain resource stability etc they become more attracted to “youthful” women, culminating in pedophilia, as access to medicine can prevent death in childbirth and other risks with younger, more attractive women. The inverse is true more “primitive” men so to speak, with less resource stability. Think of the Palaeolithic Venus idols, these men obviously preferred wider hips and bigger breasts (a “thick” body type) as they had better success in giving birth and raising children. There rich do not have these concerns, and thus are free to pursue attractiveness, rather than functionality. Which imho is fair and all, but becomes a slippery slope as it goes past simply thin waists and slim features into deliberate pursuit of children.
• Women's speed skating is the PAWG sport
• There was no cowardice in the Great War, only innocence.
• "Built like a Lebanese grain silo"
• The vast majority of people becoming gay/trans/whatever are a result of not having a good father figure or at least a stable family. If you know a kid without one, take the time to be a role model for them.
• If I were a politician I would just simply not be corrupt, do deals in secret, hide stuff from the media etc. It’s easier not to and it isn’t worth it, both to yourself and the public. Doing that kind of shit is bad for the soul.
• Feel bad about a tweet? A bit too personal to put on social media for you? Let it ferment in your drafts for a while. This one sure as hell will.
• Made Mum laugh. Mission complete.
• The root (punintended) cause of masturbation is not arousal, but boredom.
• The difference between a bogan and a cashed up bogan is whether his falcon has a fuel cover plate.
• When a small child waves at you you are honour-bound to wave back.
• There are a lot of lovely ladies on the TL. Yet they are all across the sea. Who made it to be like this?
• I'm never gonna forget the feeling I got when looked at myself at abt age 14 after a few months of xfit at school noticing my arms were bigger. Still riding that high.
• Black people were invented by the CIA in the 1960's. I won't elaborate.
• Autism be damned my boy can write a tweet
• "Import the third world, become the third world" is a good saying, but it's often overlooked that it applies to the domestication of animals as well. This, of course, does not apply to our good friends the Wolf and Horse.
• Summer comes, and once again I begin to look under the toilet seat for spiders
• He (me) dick too big for he goddamn pants
• Any appeal a beach may have is lost the moment it becomes covered in people.
• The reason Americans are so opposed to free healthcare is because they’ve been duped into thinking it’d cost a shit ton of taxpayer money by privatised healthcare demanding their firstborn and all their possessions for something as simple as setting a broken arm.
• When men choose to reject any form of higher power, they instead choose to revere and worship in their place celebrities, athletes, politicians etc. Much like when physically starved, this spiritual starvation will lead one to consume harmful ideas out of desperation. Religion is a natural process of the mind. It's normal to gravitate to some deity or codified way of life, but not always healthy. Much the same as with modern food, modern pseudo-religions will rot the body and rot the mind.
• Dads are Important
• In the future, anal will be called “PD”, for French par derrière meaning “from behind”. This came to me in a dream. I speak no French whatsoever.
• I am simply too powerful to be paralysed in my sleep. I will beat the shit out of any shadow figures in my doorway, consider this a warning.
• "Prairie" is just another word for Steppe. Do not let them make you think it is any different from your homeland.
• "Marxist theory" Yeah that's why you fuckers are all so weak while the rest of us (cool kids in the classroom) are fucking jacked and handsome because we were out doing Right-wing Practical.
• Prepubescent, HOI-playing, american """""Monarchists"""" aren't prepared to lay down their lives in service of The Crown and it shows. Honestly I hate to see it.
• 13yrolds be in the comments of a puppy or cat video saying shit like "@videoeditbot deepfry=10, stutter=15, ytp=10, earrape=20, shit=30, piss=100, bandicam=true, law and order=vote" and shit and nobody talks about this. Why?
• Democracy in the modern day exists to placate the hordes of softcocked, limpwristed urbanite bugmen into thinking they have the ability to put their words into actions.
• My pronouns are oi/cunt
• Norwegians will literally not wear an item of clothing if it doesn't have a little Norwegian flag patch on it.
• “Healthy eating” and “food pyramids” are a conspiracy to domesticate the ADHD-blessed youth and deny them their true power. Inject sugar straight into their veins. Now.
• I have a feeling the person who invented wifi was the same person who invented the Hills Hoist.
• A sad image: an old Golden Retriever on the street. His coat has lost its lustre. He still wags his tail at passers-by in the hope for a morsel of kindness. No luck today, but he soldiers on.
• Oh you're a Monarchist? Does your family recount the tale of how your great-grandfather once met the Queen (lmsr) during WW2 and shook her hand?
• Aussie Broadband ad on the tellie an the catch was "service so good I signed me mum and us up" HAHAHA git farked cunt
• Hand/wrist/whatever work out and anti-doctor countermeasure all-in-one: crush apples with your bare hands before eating them.
• I want an environmental party that doesn’t promote degeneracy at the same time. This is literally too much to ask of a political organisation.
• For of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these: 'Day 2 Nofap'
• I didn’t sign the Geneva convention
• You have been raised in captivity and lack the skills to survive in the wild.
• Varg's death will be mourned by millions. Kill him, and ten more shall take his place.
• I struggle with the concept that there are people who don’t follow Landsark. He is a mysterious boogeyman to them, his tweets relegated to the e-Brahmin of our corner of twitter.
• The soldier’s most prized luxury is sleep. Thus, it makes perfect sense that the now war-weary Macedonian genetic memory (Alexander) has produced the “lazy” Macedonians of today. They have earned it.
• A wife either drains your body or drains your ball
• “Allergic to bees” stfu everyone is, it’s called being stung by a fucking bee. Stop being a slack jawed fæggot and bear it like the rest of us.
• RW dudes on this corner of twitter are so hyped up and spastic bcos they are Young, Dumb and Full of Cum (day 2 nofap). Sinple really. BAP gave them an outlet for this: activity = strength = attractiveness = females
• The Proto-Indo-European chariot warriors of yesteryear are out, the Proto-Info-European IT wageslaves are in.
• Ban blonde hair dye
• You ever wonder how fast a Sea Scorpion could swim? I do. That massive paddle tail could probably push them along like those vids of crocodiles zooming around, trying to be dolphins jumping out of the water. Then they’d fuck you up with their claws and shit.
• Godzilla fills the same niche in the public mind as a Dragon.
• Every "trad" wheatfield girl you see on the internet and in real life are all Poludnitsi. Do not approach.
• The cure for global warming is nuclear winter
• Getting kicked out of one of those vile e-cafes for saying “So you’re telling me a nord made this VPN?”
• The modern man accomplishes nothing in his life. Nothing spectacular to leave behind for his descendants. (Having descendants alone is not enough, everyone does it)
• As the student becomes the teacher so does the spoon become the soup.
• I wonder what motivates my cat to bolt from one end of the house at night every 5 mins. I get that she is full of energy but what exactly triggers her to move. What errands must she run .
• Zero pussy and it’s consequences have been a disaster for mfs
• On this corner of twitter you’re either a theorycel or a himbo. That’s it.
• Sometimes I think about all the things the Proto-Indo-Europeans did as part of their lifestyle, culture, upbringing etc. and want to chimp out. Go absolutely ballistic. It is my birthright to make war and love and ride horses and it is being denied me.
• Idea: public transport like buses and trains etc, but with cafe booths instead of seats
• Lo! The death of the world is upon us.
• The Dreamtime into Screentime Pipeline that Aus. aboriginals have been forced through is worse than the holocaust.
• The WWW in URLs stands for War, Women and Wine. Few Know This.
• I already have the covid-19 vaccine its called being a fucking unit
• Army recruiters are like car salesmen except they sell you to israel.
• Tolkein was right about the decline of the world.
• Lord of the Rings will be the equivalent of the Iliad and Odyssey for our age. It will be remembered and recounted far into the future and torn apart by analysts, english teachers and historians the entire time.
• Actual big dick problem: sitting down to do a shit and you can’t do a piss because can’t fit it under the toilet seat so it dribbles down the outside of the bowl onto the floor.
• Cooking books are just texture packs for women.
• In my future neopagan world empire the monks and all the cool orthodox churches are gonna be allowed to stay. I cannot fault them. They’re just good people. All the pr*testants are gonna get it though. I have no reason to, but I hate them.
• Just because it’s dangerous to be retarded doesn’t mean it’s retarded to be dangerous.
• When the VL Turbo went "zutututu" I felt that. Bottom of my soul. Swear on me Mum's life.
• You know when someone takes a picture of you and you’re like “ugh I don’t look good in this”? What’s that like?
• I love Australia so much it’s unreal
• I would have been His top soldier
• WWI niggas be like "hmm yes I will have a 15 minute powernap in this shell hole before the advance"
• I dream of a thousand Dirlewanger Brigades roaming the land from Tientsin to Uttar-Pradesh
• I've told you all about the time I saw a ghost but have you heard the story of when I saw a dude ride a skateboard uphill at like 20ks an hour and accelerating?
• Darts after dark in the Rotary Park
• Having a reliable energy grid fucking sucks. I remember when I was a kid and we had a blackout every couple of weeks and it was the tightest shit ever.
• Had a dream I kidnapped a bride on horseback. For the small price of be my gf I can perform this service for you, too.
• Every day I become more superstitious. Every day I grow further from demystifying. I convinced my mother, a nurse of some 30-40 odd years and for a while the best in the state, of the legitimacy of the Four Humours. Alex Jones saying "everyone knows I'm sweet and good" has stuck with me. I carry good vibes everywhere I go. Animals on the street literally cannot resist me. I cannot walk anywhere because I am stopped by nine dogs and nine cats who want pats every nine yards. I've learnt to let go of clocks and calendars and operate solely via weather. I don't know the date of the start of Autumn, but I do know that the Summer is ending and soon the leaves will fall. I see it in the weather, the rain and the wind changing as time passes. Never ever ever demystify. Enjoy the simple things. Appreciate the luxury of drawn curtains. If I remember correctly, good poster @hedgethomist once said "I am a proud village idiot". One of those things you keep around in the lint and mashed paper-filled back pockets of your mind.

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